For the Suggestion Box

I'd put this in the Law Library Suggestion Box, but the box doesn't exist.

During the exam period, the Law Library should employ the same technique used in all casinos: pump it full of oxygen. If oxygen, bright lights, and no windows can keep people awake and throwing their money away until all hours, it should also be able to keep law students awake while wading through chapters of Insurance Law.

They're already employing the "freeze out" technique of running the air conditioning on high at all times. (I'm actually shaking as I type this, but hey--I'm awake!)

Now if I could only shiver and breathe pure oxygen--imagine the productivity!